Total Medals Earned: 1,436 (From 224 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,835 Points
Medals Earned: 5/13 (190/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Destroy 100 tombstones
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/17 (40/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
activate time freeze 3 times
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Read the instructions
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 6/10 (200/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Finish all 25 levels
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (275/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Score 13,000
Complete game on Medium
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000